The wierdest thing happened to me this week. There was a Social Studies test and I wanted to study for it after school with Stephany, Marcy, Lily, and Amy. When, all of a sudden, a portal appeared. Out came a WIZARD! At first, I had so many questions, but then he told me he was not only a wizard, but a wizard COP!
He put his handcuffs on me. "What in the name of Shlankin' Hankin' Shpankle Bacon is going on?" I said.
"You have been arrested for the overuse of magic."
"Look, I don't even know anyone who uses any magic." Then, I saw Kelly walking towards us ad when she saw the wizard, she turned around and ran. The wizard never told me his name. Ok, so after that he handed me a card, uncuffed me, and ran after Kelly.
The next day at school, I asked Kelly if she was a wizard. She told me that she didn't want to hurt me and that I should shut up about wizards. "Windell John Bartson, wizards do not exist." Right at that second, she turned into a small stuffted animal.
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
