Monday

     At a table with Kelly, Amy, Jake, and I, mostly everything that is possible or impossible can happen!!!  Like today, I didn't like how Jake was acting today in Mr. Nigel's class.  He was talking instead of working on the work Mr.Nigel assigned us.  And I said, " JAKE, WHAT IN THE NAME OF SHLANKIN HANKIN SHPANKLE BACON IS YOUR STUPID PROBLEM YA FOO!!!!! OTHER PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WORK!!!"

     He says, " I'm telling, you little sproggity sprogg! "  I didn't do anything about it because Jake can't tell on me cause the teachers never listen (and most of the time, he just asks to go to the bathroom or get a drink of water or something) or the teacher listens, tells me to stop, and I do.

     But this time, he just asked to go to the bathroom.  Thank Beegeebus.  Mr.Nigel got mad at Jake and yelled at him.  Jake sat down and started working.

     I got up and told on Jake for calling me a sproggity sprogg.  Mr.Nigel listened to me and gave Jake a detention.  By now Jake was MAD!!!  Then Amy made Jake even madder.  She asked Mr. Nigel if he could go to the bathroom.  He didn't yeel at her but said a kind yes.